Monday, June 25, 2007

MY RATING

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My blog got only a PG rating!! I'm outraged. I was hoping for at least a mild R.

Has my life meant nothing? Am I so boring that I only warrant a PG? Even after I talked about all those orgies that I was a participant in or having dropped acid? Oh...oops....I haven't mentioned that yet, have I?

PG- all because I used the word "gay" 1 time.

Maybe I was talking about being happy. That's a possiblity isn't it? How would "THEY" know that I was using the gay word in the GAY way?

This is so bogus! The priests and nuns will be happy though.

BTW- you know I was kidding about the orgy part- don't you?

8 comments:

Barbara said...

Mine fared even worse -- it got a G rating! I have written f*ck a few times and mentioned sex frequently. Doesn't that at least deserve a PG?

Mother of Invention said...

Mine was just short of Disney as it was General Audience. I'm so tame and wholesome! I better spice it up sometime!

Akelamalu said...

I got PG too for typing 'turd'. I think I may do a really outrageous post with lots of effing and jeffing and then see what it rates!

Dave said...

Hmmm... I got a "G" for mine, too. Maybe I need to write a post full of esses and effes and bury it somewhere in my archives where no one will see it.... Or maybe not.

Howdy, bye the way! Been busy as snot lately...

Mike M said...

Just say the 7 dirty words in a post and you can up that rating to an R

steve said...

Ruins my plans.

Elaine said...

Mine got a G rating, so don't feel bad! So did Luxor's, although it mentioned that he used the word "suck" once. ;-)

a.non.E.mous. said...

what's a rating anyway ? just another subjective opinion ...... i'm finding that 'truth' can be interpreted in so many different ways..